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Remember that one time in an episode of The Suite Life of Zack and Cody when Bob said…

lizthefangirl:

nadinelovesdinosaurs:

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and you may or may not have realized that those were…

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they don’t make em like this anymore

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

lunacalypso:

"My relationship with Maggie Smith; well, she got me the job at Potter, practically. So for anyone who doesn’t know that story, I basically owe everything to Maggie Smith, because I worked with her on David Copperfield and then she came on to Potter as McGonagall and said to the director: "You need to audition this boy." So I kind of owe her everything, so to Maggie I just say my fairy grandmother." - Daniel Radcliffe

teencry:

i remember song lyrics from my favorite songs 5 years ago but i don’t remember what i learned in school yesterday

mental-elemental:

In all fairness though, I think Sir Arthur Conan Doyle wins the award for “Biggest regret of accidentally successful text post.”

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asdiverseasman:

many-paths-to—tread:

PRO ANA ANON HATERS BE LIKE

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We all just in here cause we took a wrong turn going to church. Listen. What you did or didn’t do, that shit’s irrelevant now.

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herhmione:

#that’s it #that’s harry potter (via)

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Ok so why the fuck…..
— Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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imsirius:

Have you ever been the fool of a prank or joke on April Fool’s Day? x

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emasturbating:

i already know how unpopular i am on this website i dont need a graph to tell me thanks

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#she definitely named her daughter with this joke in mind and waited patiently for years for the chance to finally make it

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